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Happy new year.

kthxbai

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Am i late for saying "Merry Christmas"?

I am seriously wishing school starts faster.

I'm fucking bored at home =(

And recently, i have this extremely depressed feeling, where i spend alot of time thinking

"where would i end up in life?"

....

What a way to start a blog =P

I missed the chance to say "Merry Christmas" on my blog, so i won't.

The reason i remembered to blog, is because i found something intresting today.

Its a passage of text giving reasons why santa shouldn't exist.

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? by Joel Potischman and Bruce Handy 

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1991) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. 

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. 
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. 

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 

5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. 
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

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Well, since i missed Christmas.

HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR =D

Goodbye Julian.

Goodbye Julian, i think i will miss you. =P

25 hours ago.

School party started, and it was quite fun, i regret eating breakfast though. I didn't eat alot, yet i felt full at the end. Something to do with too much coke i think. =P

It was quite enjoyable, cause watching Chi Yan laugh whenever someone says "naked obama" is kinda fun. Nothing much to say about the party. It ended at 10:00, with us cleaning up (okay, not "us" cause i didn't do much) adn we headed down to the gym for the Christmas performace.

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After school. We went to bai lian for lunch i think. I didn't eat much cause i was still full. I went to arcade to watch Nic O play wangan. We went pool later, then i had to go =P

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i had to get home by 4, and because eveyone else is at Bai Lian, i was very bored, even playing DotA with nick chong, i still felt bored. =P 

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9 'o clock

People started appearing on msn. Wewt.

Nothing much happend after that.

Not what i expected for the last school day this year, but not bad either.

Whole Body Hurts

WOW. 2 days later, my whole body hurts. 

And sports day is tomorrow.

Tug of War

SECOND BITCH, SECOND.

Okay, the rest of the events sucks. I'll only describe the tug of war. 

Mr Wong was talking about who vs who for tug of war. We were suppose to kill our class chairperson because he picked S4R against us, thinking S4 Ruby was fucking strong. But on the day itself, Mr Wong said S3A vs S4R. We went against S3R, and i was fucking happy. Maybe we won't lose tug of war this year =P.

We won S3R in 5 seconds, thats what Jimi said. =P, if you are Ruby and reading this, scroll up to my terrorblade banner and read the few words next to it. Our second match was against H1, this, was our first lost.

Semi Finals. I was screaming that i was fucking happy just to get 4th place. But like in most good story books. UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST. We won against S4R (2-1)! I was even fucking happier. 

Finals. We lost the first pull, and won the second. We were thinking we could win first, but our class' luck had ran out. To make a long story short, we lost =P.

Heres what i think the score is:

1st: H1

2nd: S3P

3rd: S4R

4th: H2

5th: S3R

6th:S3A

7th: S4A <---i Seriously Lawl at them. =P

Not a bad score, considering we have 1 person less. I think i'll lose my voice tomorrow.

Pain is Temporary, Pride is forever!

No, i didn't make that up, i think i found it on someone's msn personal message. =P

Skating =P

So, i'm back from skating, and i feel pretty tired. 

We left school at 3:20, and arrived at 4:40. There was a fuckload of traffic which slowed us down alot. On the bus, i couldn't help texting Sean saying "Ni Bu Hao" =P

So we got there, it was fucking cold, but after awhile, i got used to it. Nothing much happening at the skating rink, except i witnessed everyone's "hardfail" falls. I didn't fall btw =P

So after we finished skating, we went for dinner at McDonald nearby. I saw the "press this button if you're satisfied with our service" and i turned the handle on the side, which increased the number by 1111. I saw the way the workers looked at us, so fucking funny rofl.

After dinner, me and Julian went to metro, we couldn't get a cab and we had to walk there =P. Pretty long walk, took around 2o minutes. We went to see if Nic is playing Wangan, and surprisingly, he wasn't =P 

I waited for Julian to downgrae his PSP, which costed $50. Leaving him with no money to take cab home. So  i took a cab home with him, and i lend him 50$ =P

I'm looking forward to DotA later, and i have nothing to do now.

i liek kirby?

I find it really hard to include a photoshop picture with every blog post.

So i think i'll stop.

Doesn't mean i won't put anymore, i just mean i won't post one every time.

I didn't make one today, rofl. So i'll just include a one i made long time ago:

Now that is over with, lets continue.

School sucks as usual. I think CCA session 2 sucks even more than ever.

Volleyball was over packed, the other CCAs suck. Me and Nick Chong were laughing

so hard at Mr Ng and his empty ultimate frisbee CCA. 

Nothing much to blog about, but i'll post something stupid i remembered.

HARDCORE BIOLOGY.

What do you think of when you see this?

I wonder what happens if you google image it with safesearch off?

Chinese Sucks

Teacher caught us playing DotA
Must do work now =P

We have to do a fucking poster on Currency.
I'm doing with damien.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Wc3. Made for DotA

So, i just realise i can't use the computer on weekdays. Which is fucking hard for me to blog.

Monday sucks.

Chinese is just stupid, the teacher doesn't even give a fuck what we do. We just mostly slack and talk about DotA ownages. =P

Assembly. A certian fucker (*coughroycough*) chair person fucked us up completely. His luck sucks shit. 

Double Bio. Our Bio teacher wasn't here. AGAIN. Remember that new black teacher from assembly? He took over. He wasn't bad. But Harry Kept laughing when he came in.

History. Didn't do homework. He told me to hand in tomorrow. Don't feel like it.

Double English. 7/6/6 for english. Woot.

I made this just now. Not that good, but here is it =P

Pop-Up Signatures

Here are some pop-up signatures. 

i like the second one more, since the first one was my "first attempt"

New Blog

Ah, Jesus. 

First time ever, dunno how it would turn out. I'm only making a blog since everyone is asking me to make one (*coughaaroncough*). So yeah, here it is.

I'm also using this as a drop-off point for my photoshop shit. Photobucket is just too slow for me =P

Yes, i made that banner on the top of this blog.

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